I'm not - that is, I didn't - I didn't go for House. I can tell you that for a certainty, considering it's all pretty fresh in my head now. He just offered a tangible goal to go towards. Even if that... backfired.
Oh, whoa!! So the key actually makes us look like we're Andromeda to the system, I guess? That's what I'm getting from this :O It may be worth taking the key to Andromeda's place to see if anything happens there too? Just in case!
Oh uh also you don't have to worry about Squalo now He says he has no issue with you if you don't antagonise him again. So as long as you can do that, you have an official truce! ♥ Told you it'd be okay B)
[ it's maybe a bit unusual to see Squalo texting instead of sending a voice message, but this can probably be chalked down to him attempting to be discreet in the presence of his rightful husband. the weird maybe-imaginary AI is still out for blood, isn't it ]
[ Angel is super not complaining about this being text. Keeping up a front while you're freaking out pretty much constantly is actually kind of exhausting, and not having to put on the happy voice is very welcome.
I mean getting the message makes her a tiny bit happier anyway but shut up. ]
Dude. This place is a CRAPHOLE. You know how witchy Rhys posted to warn people about the mold? He totally undersold that. Spend too long in the same room as that stuff and it's like "oh hey everything hurts duh well guess I'll effing DIE" I am so done with freaking fucking bunkers!!! If I die in this one too I am going to be SO MAD
But how are *you* doing did you find your friend yet
[ Look accidentally doing a good still counts as doing a good. Mostly. Shush. ]
Trying to set it on fire just starts off the sprinkler system And I mean sure, sprinkler system! Great! That means SOMETHING in this dickhole is actually working!! But it also means any attempt to kill it with fire just gets everyone kinda soggy?? LAME. And I do have to stay here dude I mean If we find any computer equipment do you really think Beckett or Enoch would know what to do with it? "Oh Beckett look it says PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE" "Well Enoch old chum I think I'll just hit this one labelled OFF, oh no why isn't it working shit we are too ancient for words"
And if that means you're going to the grocery store I'm gonna have to cash in that favour >w> Grab me one of the cupcakes from the bakery section?? ♥ I know it'll be stale as all heck by the time it makes its way to me but I don't even caaaaaaaaaaaare
DUDE I didn't even think about the supply for the sprinklers? And I'm supposed to be the genius here?? You can't tell anyone that you out-thought me or I'll be run out of my own gimmick before I know it Iunno if we have anything to taint it with even if we DO find it but I mean We can probably drain it off or something? THEN set the stuff on fire? Though I guess that could be dangerous considering how much of it there is (There's a lot) I'll run it by the others :OOO
[ She'd be full-on giddy right now if not for the bunkerphobia. Which is a word. SO PLEASED. ]
Rhys, not Reese!! Witchy Rhys sucks at them as much as the Old Immortal Men's Club apparently And while roboarm Rhys is awesome with them if I bail on the bunker party he'll be following me right out! It's fine dude honestly I'll try my best not to die, just for you! :PPPP
(And by you I mean my future stale-ass but still effing delicious cupcake)
Hmm. Maybe as a last resort. And with the door open to air it out and the entire group wafting it out with blankets? Just imagine that for a second it's a beautiful image
And yes it's pretty much a codependency thing! Not THAT weird though I mean we've been here almost a year and a lot has happened! And he was the first real friend I ever made :\\\\ It'd be weirder if we weren't super attached I think I mean I hear my idea of normal is a little skewed? But that sounds fake to me tbh >:P
and you know you're technically bringing it for a dead girl anyway right I mean if we're getting pedantic about it
??? Now that what? Oh my god are you *also* subjecting yourself to spending time somewhere uncannily like the prison you grew up in because if so I'm going to be VERY mad about it Mostly because how am I supposed to fuss without looking like the worst hypocrite?? Geez!
[ HAHA JOKES.
But seriously that apparent deletion has got her both curious and worried, which is never a good combination if you want Angel to give you a quiet life. The fussening. It begins. ]
And you're terrible!! THAT was terrible! (Okay I might have laughed but nobody else is out here to witness it so you'll never prove anything) >:PPPP ♥
Huh? You mean your friend?? If so that's not correct at all :// It's true that we still don't know how the selection process works exactly but there's apparently no way for the *administrator* to influence it, so your presence here definitely can't have made it more likely for him to show up! Assuming that IS who you mean anyway
[ FUSS FUSS CAREFUL FUSS. Awww, look at the dumbass feeling guilty for things beyond his control. #relatableasfuck ]
And I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to *freeze* you out of the pun supply :( *Ice* see that you obviously enjoy them more than you'd admit!! So *flaking* out on you like that was pretty terrible of me, huh. I guess I should have *thaw-t* about how badly this would affect you. >:3 > :3 >:3 > :3
Of course I'm sure. Or as sure as possible without concrete proof. I kinda figure it must just be easier to grab people from certain times and places than others? And even if I'm completely wrong and whatever brings us here DOES go like "oh yes I like this dude I snatched up, I'm gonna get me some of his buddies so we can go full soap opera" then it still wouldn't be your fault, would it? It'd be the fault of whatever chooses us! What are you supposed to do, be less cool somehow?? >:P (And don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Promise. If I even THINK about spilling that you actually do have cares and concerns, you have my full permission to eat my cupcake in front of me while telling me how delicious it is. Serious stuff.)
[ THE HORROR. The groan makes her laugh, though. V I C T O R Y. ]
You can't pun about instating punishments for puns! That's hypocrisy!! Hypuncracy? No that sucks wait
Hypo-quip-cy! MUCH better. And I'd be forced to declare war on your corrupt dictatorship and nobody wants THAT :|||||
Again? I'm *assuming* that the previous time didn't involve universe hopping and heaps of snowy mystery rakkshit but you never know I guess What happened??
[ tell her so she can fUSS INTO OBLIVION LIKE SHE HAS NEVER FUSSED BEFORE
I mean what ]
I'll only fight you when you form your terrible punless joyless island of HECK, dude!!! And I mean I'm to weedy to actually do the fighting myself so it'd have to involve throwing a robot army your way or something Robots trained in the art of wordplay and weaponry! Puns and guns!! >:OOO
Promise you're not gonna talk to him about it Or anyone else preferably
[ just you watch he's gonna make you fuss over Xanxus of all people ]
YOU MEAN MY ISLAND OF HAPPINESS AND TASTEFUL HUMOR I'M SURE I was thinking more along the lines of undies and pillows kind of fight for you but that sounds more fun tbh Give me your killer robots
I promise! I'd pinky promise but I can't reach halfway across town so you'll have to accept the regular type If you need promise collateral or something just bear in mind that you can probably straight-up murder Rhys with words if you need to get back at me! So spillllll. (If you want to.)
[ She's pretty sure she won't be talking to Xanxus about anything, anyway, since she has more of a rapport with his precious perfect tiger friend. Who she has already named Mr. Tumbleson in her head because she doesn't know what he's actually called. THE INDIGNITY OF IT. ]
Hey, I can put the *robots* in undies if you really want? It's nontraditional and kinda impractical but whatever turns your crank, dude, I'm not judging :P ♥
[ LOOK SHE TEASED BACK it's a lot easier via text ok ]
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