[ Jack's eyebrows orbit the planet and smack the cautious optimism out of Angel as they make their way back to his face. She tries not to visibly sag, but there's probably an element of droopage. ]
The Vault Hunters you hired solved the Dahl problem and found you your Vault. Things went wrong, your face got scarred. You swore vengeance on the entire population of Pandora for what happened, and the knowledge you accessed in the Vault led you to believe that the best way to achieve your aims would be to utilise an organic Eridium battery to charge the key to the Vault of the Warrior, so you could harness the power of the creature slumbering within. A team of Vault Hunters stopped you.
Oh, you - you also cho-- strangled Mr. Tassiter and declared yourself Handsome Jack, the new face of Hyperion. Your corporate decisions included destroying the entire CL4P-TP line and changing the company colour scheme to yellow.
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[ Jack's eyebrows orbit the planet and smack the cautious optimism out of Angel as they make their way back to his face. She tries not to visibly sag, but there's probably an element of droopage. ]
The Vault Hunters you hired solved the Dahl problem and found you your Vault. Things went wrong, your face got scarred. You swore vengeance on the entire population of Pandora for what happened, and the knowledge you accessed in the Vault led you to believe that the best way to achieve your aims would be to utilise an organic Eridium battery to charge the key to the Vault of the Warrior, so you could harness the power of the creature slumbering within. A team of Vault Hunters stopped you.
Oh, you - you also cho-- strangled Mr. Tassiter and declared yourself Handsome Jack, the new face of Hyperion. Your corporate decisions included destroying the entire CL4P-TP line and changing the company colour scheme to yellow.