Woke up in the creepy funeral home, ran to the shack. And, hey, I know -- I know I've been the guy playing fast and loose with the truth, so --

[ Video! There He Is, a little splotchy-faced but otherwise in one piece. The scar under his ear nearly connects with the one Angel carved on his throat.

He wiggles both sets of fingers and pans down to show off two (2) whole-ass leggies. ]

I can do a full physical. Ask me anything.