Doooon't! If you start talking about how they have little bandit puppies waiting for their bandit masters to return from their bandit workplaces too I'm going to die!! XOOOOOO
[ Puppies > children. Even bandit puppies. Oh god they'd probably wear little ammo belts arounbd their necks as collars and jesus fucking christ Angel is now genuinely a little bit gutted by this line of thinking. Maybe if she does get to go home she can start some kind of abandoned bandit dog sanctuary or something. Yeah.
If she wasn't so blinded by the mental image of lil psycho dogs she'd realise that most Pandoran bandits would probably eat puppies rather than kill them, but shh. BRICK HAD A PUPPY, IT COULD HAPPEN ]
SUPER gross! Like imagine if they hrrggHGHGGHHH (that's the sound of me choking on my own blood and bile and D Y I N G)
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[ Puppies > children. Even bandit puppies. Oh god they'd probably wear little ammo belts arounbd their necks as collars and jesus fucking christ Angel is now genuinely a little bit gutted by this line of thinking. Maybe if she does get to go home she can start some kind of abandoned bandit dog sanctuary or something. Yeah.
If she wasn't so blinded by the mental image of lil psycho dogs she'd realise that most Pandoran bandits would probably eat puppies rather than kill them, but shh. BRICK HAD A PUPPY, IT COULD HAPPEN ]
SUPER gross! Like imagine if they hrrggHGHGGHHH
(that's the sound of me choking on my own blood and bile and D Y I N G)