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[phaseshifter]

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[phaseshifter]

Doooon't! If you start talking about how they have little bandit puppies waiting for their bandit masters to return from their bandit workplaces too I'm going to die!! XOOOOOO

[ Puppies > children. Even bandit puppies. Oh god they'd probably wear little ammo belts arounbd their necks as collars and jesus fucking christ Angel is now genuinely a little bit gutted by this line of thinking. Maybe if she does get to go home she can start some kind of abandoned bandit dog sanctuary or something. Yeah.

If she wasn't so blinded by the mental image of lil psycho dogs she'd realise that most Pandoran bandits would probably eat puppies rather than kill them, but shh. BRICK HAD A PUPPY, IT COULD HAPPEN ]

SUPER gross! Like imagine if they hrrggHGHGGHHH
(that's the sound of me choking on my own blood and bile and D Y I N G)

[sharktrash]

THEY COULD
IT'S POSSIBLE

[ oh no did he just inadvertly make her less murder-happy. ]

Fuck? Each other? Guns? The puppies?
Alright let's just leave it a secret of the planet. Don't die now.

[phaseshifter]

TOO LATE I'M DEAD
This is my ghost speaking
I'm going to barf ectoplasm at you and then tattle on you for murdering me on the next obituaries, then when everyone kills you in revenge I'm gonna tip the administrator five bucks to make sure you get a really terrible death price
She's gonna turn your hair PINK >:CCCCCC

[sharktrash]

Ouch
Will you reconsider if I say I'm really sorry and promise to do better

Just the pink part, the revenge murder is cool

[phaseshifter]

:|aaaaa

 

 

 

Yeah, okay, that sounds genuinely remorseful to me :T

[ pls ]

[sharktrash]

Great

See you later ;)

[phaseshifter]

Count on it!! >:P ♥