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[phaseshifter]

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[phaseshifter]

Oh geez
Much as I hate to make this awkward and spoil the simple joys of talking about dank memes,

[ anGEL ]

my dad was a genocidal dictator and kind of a d*ckhole. The tapestry was pretty nice, though.
Anyway!! The year depends on what dating system you use
But if we use Earth terms, I'm from the 29th century!

[mrcreamsicles]

oh
well shit
consider any and all love for a dad i never had officially rescinded on all counts

[MOVING ON.]

that is super futurey compared to anything i could have hoped for
like
dang
do you have flying cars yet
everyone always thought the future was gonna have flying cars

[phaseshifter]

Of course we have flying cars!! What kind of terrible lackluster future wouldn't have flying cars?
Ones that can be digistructed at the touch of a button, even
Though people tend to still prefer the kinds of vehicles that have wheels. They have that cute retro aesthetic! And you can't squish your enemies beneath your tyres without... actually having tyres. രvരc

[mrcreamsicles]

whats digistructing
the flying cars thing has been a long time coming though
people were expecting us to have them by the year 2000
but even in 2009 we were all still hopelessly earthbound
unless you like
traveled in plane or helicopter or whatever but those dont count