IC Contact - Snowblind

[phaseshifter]

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[phaseshifter]

BECKETT.

[ FOR SHAME, OLD MAN. Turnabout is not fair play.

Her mock-disapproving expression only lasts for a moment before it's replaced with one of total and utter agony. Oh no. ]

Oh my god. The weapon, it - it was destroyed because someone hijacked it and. And was firing it at a crack on the moon. And it was destroyed by overloading it so it exploded everywhere.

[ It literally being made from a one-eyed tentacle monster is bad enough WHY IS HER DAD'S EVIL ORIGIN STORY A DICK JOKE ]

[bookofnope]

[His is a shining victory. Give the old man a medal.]

I may not know much about the internet, child, but allow me to blow your mind: people have been turning everything into a euphemism since before literacy was invented.

[phaseshifter]

Don't child me, you fart, or I'll ensure everyone in town knows that you've let a giant squid touch your butt.

[ MATURE ]

Just because some of us don't predate literacy, geez!

[bookofnope]

I have never let a giant squid anywhere near my - why am I even bothering to deny this.

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[phaseshifter]

Onnnne second.

[ She's doing that face. The lil shit face. The one where if you'd seen Handsome Jack before the scar and the mask, you'd be able to see the tiniest bit of family resemblance. ]

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[phaseshifter]

[ Hey Beckett you know how your good buddy Captain Hoodface can splice together bits of video to make his creepy broadcasts

Well from this conversation alone Angel has managed to stitch together a slightly jerky sounding audio file of Beckett's voice saying "giant squid tentacles plundered my booty"

It's just about audible above the snickering, so ENJOY ]

That's why.

[bookofnope]

[what just happened]

How did you - this is -

[Beckett. Beckett. The more you sputter the worse you're making it.]

No one would ever believe I actually said that.

[HE DOESN'T SOUND TOO SURE ENJOY]

[phaseshifter]

[ CACKLING INTENSIFIES ]

You're really lucky I don't use my powers for evil.

Any more.

Much.