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phaseshifter) wrote2015-10-07 07:38 pm
phaseshifter) wrote2015-10-07 07:38 pm
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And um well no
But that means it doesn't count as a good plan because you didn't plan it! Ha!
(REALLY not complaining though)
(Not even a little bit)
(Just so that's clear)
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Clever and pretty
[ wow it's almost like he's trying to get laid again isn't it ]
Hey did you fuckin kill Rhysie or anyone else during that time?
It fucking worked.
(Good. Not that I had any doubts.)
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And no but
I wouldn't have anyway! And the plan did get Rhys mildly roughed up. And you guys studded with freaking murder crystals.
Though
Maybe there would have been more eridium casualties if we'd stayed at the bunker, since it seems some of the anomalies managed to get inside at one point? So I guess it maybe worked? Sort of??
Does that mean I owe you one again, or are we tucking it under the metaphorical friendship rug? >:P
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It'd just say that I've spent half a year in frozen tundra sausage fest
We can tuck it until I need something from you. :p
Like those crystals removed I guess.
After we test this thing.
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[ Except no she's laughing like a giant dork because of how thoroughly Squaloish that response is. SO FOND. SO GROSS. ILLEGAL. STOP IT. ]
Right, right, the tests come first!!
You HAVE to hurry back after that, though
From what I've seen the eridium crystals don't seem to be breaking down into peoples' bloodstreams and causing problems or anything, which is good, but you can never be too sure!!
If you start barfing glowy blood or your veins turn purple or something then abandon the stupid door and get out here ASAP.
(That isn't me fussing that's just sensible advice)
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I'm just saying. Take, like, prison. After a while the donut hole starts feelin like a vivid personality. Nobody questions it.
Just hold that thought until I get there. ;)
[ YOU'RE WELCOME. ]
Alright I'll keep an eye on it. Or like. Any of that happening.
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Dude. You have such a way with words. It's like I'm freaking THERE. ;P
Wait, though, have you actually BEEN to prison?? We don't reeeally have them on Pandora
I mean, we have Hyperion's detention centers and stuff! But those are really more of a "we're gonna stuff you in here until we get around to executing and/or interrogating you via torture" kind of thing. Usually very short-term.
And good
The more you take care of yourself, the less I have to fuss over you! Everybody wins!
(Unless you secretly like the fussing)
(and you totally do) >:B
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Uh, sorta. Not prison-prison. I was held in a facility for questioning. I mean, I was too good to get caught for real, you know?
Which is why this whole kidnapping thing is so unacceptable :/
Definitely
But also yeah it's kinda nice
[ IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S REALLY BEEN FUSSED ABOUT BEFORE? Well, okay, there was Dino but he also refused to accept Squalo's opinion about Xanxus, so fuck him. ]
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Oh
shitfrickfuck!! Isn't that worse than prison, though? Because then they want something from you and do awful things to GET that something instead of just leaving you to doIunno
prison things?? Oh geez, is that how you got that one scar?? The super painful looking one?
(Also don't worry about the kidnapping dude, Miller 100% cheated and the anomaly-me thing barely counts as an abduction, really. You don't have to be in the damsel club. It can just be us nerds)
[ wait
WAIT
SOMEONE LIKES HER FUSSING
SQUALO LIKES HER FUSSING
THEY'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED NOW AND HAVE LIKE TEN BABY SEPHIROTHS WHO WILL BE RAISED BY BESTER BECAUSE WHAT IS CHILD REARING ]
Kinda nice? Really?? ♥
So I can fuss all I want? I'll make sure not to do it too much in public or anything so people don't get the wrong idea and think you *need* it
Just secret illicit fussing? :O
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[ okay he sort of laughs to himself too because aw look at her fussing again then hisses in pain because the laughing rattles the crystals, you know the usual ]
No, that's not how I got that one.
[ But it's how he got some others, is that what he's saying??? ]
But it was shitty, yeah.
Almost as shitty as the damsel club. It's good to be out.
[ oh no what has he done ]
[ he's unleashed the fussing monster?!! ]
[ NOT TO MENTION THE TEN SEPHIROTHS but honestly that part's fine, fuck you Final Fantasy villages and whatnot ]
That sounds great actually
Just don't overdo it
Or tell anyone
You finally found a kink I'm ashamed of
[ IT'S RESPECT AND CARING APPARENTLY ]
[ tbh he's not really ashamed, but he'll let her have this one ]
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How *did* you get that one? Do I even wanna know?? I mean I'm not going to bug you about it if it's not something you want to go over!
Same with the sorta-prison thing
I'm sorry that you had to go through that even if you DID just insult a noble institution that I'm still a proud member of!!
(and even if you got some really freaking cool scars out of it)
(REALLY cool)
[ Way cooler than the tiny barely-noticable ones she has on her hand. EVEN RHYS HAS COOLER SCARS THAN HER? IT SUCKS? HER PRIORITIES ARE GREAT ]
Consider my lips sealed!!
Or not SEALED because uh they're good for things other than blabbing your secrets, but you know what I mean
wait did you say kink
[ THAT MEANS FUSSING IS SEXY
THEY'RE GONNA GET TURBOMARRIED ]
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I'd rather not talk about it.
Especially over text
[ it was obviously Xanxus, wasn't it ]
Oh I know that ;)
maybe
[ KEEP TALKIN DIRTY TO HIM BABE ]
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It's pretty awesome that you got it protecting someone, though. Like that kinda justifies how cool it is or something??
It reminds me of how Jack used to say that bandits were literally incapable of caring about other people on a genetic level
Can you believe that I swallowed that crap? For YEARS??
I mean yes okay you're more um
sophisticated? than Pandoran bandits. But still!!
[ OBVIOUSLY Xanxus. Beyond obvious. Still adorable as hell, though, regardless of the pissbaby status of the protectee. SIIIGH~ ]
omg
So does that mean that your idea of an ideal bang sesh would involve being punched or bitten or having your hair pulled or whatever
followed by having that made up to you via fussing?
SEXY fussing?? (Totally taking notes over here)
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Okay like this is the first fucking time anyone has called me sophisticated
[ he's fucking dying over here okay ]
I'll take it as a compliment? I guess.
[ this is somehow going into sexting territory now? ]
Yes to the first part
No to the second, it doesn't need to be made up
It can even be simultaneous
Punch me with respect :D
sexy fussing could work great as an intro though
[ y'know to make the whole banging Emotionally Charged instead of a casual fuckbuddy thing quite possibly WHAT IS GOING ON ]
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And okay I mean you *are* also unbelievably crass and a complete douchebag
Which doesn't exactly scream sophistication??
But it honestly doesn't take much to be more sophisticated than Pandoran bandits so in comparison you're practically royalty, dude ;P
[ Somewhere in town, Handsome Jack is probably literally rolling in his grave
or
corpse drawer
WHATEVER ]
Noted!! I can't believe my fussing is actually WELCOME for once. Man, I'm learning so much from you >:PPPP
Which reminds me that you said you'd give me some lessons in uh
stuff
before all the kidnapping business happened!
We should pencil those in for after you've recovered from your wounds, don't you think??
[ so offering to go down on someone is absolutely sexy fussing, right, ]
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Aw, I'm glad you know the real me
[ okay but the talk of going down on a bandit is probably making the corpse drawer rolling even more intense isn't it ]
[ at this rate jack just might bust out of the grave to exact revenge ]
Don't abuse your power alright
I don't need to be worried about or whatever it's just
nice
when someone actually gives a fuck about you every once in a while
[ the starvation is too real ]
I'll add this to my schedule ;)
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That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me :''''''')
[ MORE SNORTLAUGHING. Angel stop. You'll alert zombie Jack to your presence and he'll haul you off to a basement again before you can say "bandit STDs." ]
I worry about EVERYONE, sorry!! At least a little!
But I know you can take care of yourself just fine
And um for the record I *always* give a fuck about you, not just once in a while!! In case that wasn't obvious. Is it obvious? *I* think it's obvious??
Like yes you drive me nuts sometimes but I still think you're great.
REALLY great!!
Because we're friends and I care and stuff.
{ N A I L E D I T ]
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a gentleman like that
[ OKAY THIS IS HONESTLY MAKING EVEN HIM FEEL A LITTLE BAD. ANGEL WHAT IS YOUR LIFE AND SELF WORTH. ]
[ he probably wouldn't wait that long, just saying. ]
[ also zombie Jack is becoming a valid possibility at this rate. ]
[ and Squalo's sort of giving the text a dumb smirk because aww ]
I mean, you make it obvious.
With fussing.
So yeah, it totally is.
And I totally am, thanks for noticing
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[ Giggling intensifies. THIS IS SO STUPID THEY'RE SO STUPID. It's always good to know that your notboyfriend might at least be a little reluctant to chow down on you in an oceanic survival scenario, though. So romantic. ]
Okay good!! I don't want you left feeling unvalued. Even if ensuring that means that your ego might get too big for you to carry and you'll be crushed beneath its weight. :P
Maybe that's why sometimes people
[ READ: XANXUS ]
don't show you enough respect and appreciation? They just assume that you know you're awesome, so they don't have to confirm it??
Not that it stops ME, but
Fuss fuss >:P ♥
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Nonono I do know that alright. I don't need validation. That's for fucking peasants. It's just
it feels like
I'm taken
for granted?
Because fuck that noise, I don't owe anything to anybody
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[ Well he's. Not wrong. But it's also not really Angel's place to say that yes Xanxus is a giant ungrateful pissbaby even if she is pretty sure that he's who they're talking about here. ]
I suppose that it's only human to take the things we need the most for granted, right?
Like we don't even think about how important they are to us until something goes wrong. Like a food or water supply!
So if you're being taken for granted then I'd assume that's why. You're *too* important to people, dude. It's a problem.
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I suppose
It still sucks
But I can live with that
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And until that changes, at least you know I'm always grateful for the things you do for me! And for your presence in general!!
(That applies even when I'm annoyed at you)
(Or ripping on you like an asshole)
(I mean I do that to ALL my favourite people so)
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I mean that's only natural but still
Talk to you later?
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But yeah I'll talk to you later
Stay safe until then, okay? Or else!! ♥ >:O9
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