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[phaseshifter]

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[armoured]

[Oh my goodness.

He can't help it, he bursts into laughter at that, the sort of helpless laughter that isn't going to stop any time soon.]

W-Wow, Angel... that's-- uh---

[HAHAHAHAHAHA.]

[phaseshifter]

What! I can swear! Saving the good ones for opportune moments just m-- don't laugh at me, you butt.

[armoured]

[He just can't help it, he can't stop no matter what he tries. It's even funnier when she falls back on less vulgar words.]

S-Stop it, I-- I can't breathe...

[Not that he needs to, or not usually anyway.]

[phaseshifter]

YOU DON'T SWEAR EITHER YOU DON'T GET TO LAUGH AT ME GEEZ YOU'RE AN ASSHO-- A JER-- DARNIT, YOU'RE AN-- I MEAN-- GOSH DARN IT TO HECK.

[armoured]

H-Hey! I could swear if I wanted to!

[He huffs, though it's not very convincing as it still comes through chuckles.]

I just don't want to, because I'm not that rude.

[phaseshifter]

Bullpoop! I bet you never cursed in your life. You make me sound like an ad for Torgue products!

They - they have to bleep those a lot, there's a lot of bad language. You know what I'm saying.

[armoured]

I could, but Brother swears enough for both of us. Besides, I don't want to be that mean to anyone.

[He's the nicer Elric, gosh.]

I don't understand why you keep trying, you're way too nice for it.

[phaseshifter]

Swearing doesn't have to be mean! Like - you're looking really freaking nice today.

 

 

Wait, shoot, I did it ag-- CRAP!!

[armoured]

[There's just the sound of laughter and then two big metal hands slow clapping.]

That was really good, Angel, you're a master swearer.