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phaseshifter) wrote2015-10-07 07:38 pm
phaseshifter) wrote2015-10-07 07:38 pm
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IC Contact - Snowblind
This is Angel. Leave a message.
This is Angel. Leave a message.
Would the flowers secretly be bombs? No offe[static] world follows a certain logic.
[Look fantasies of violent destruction are occasionally good for you.]
I'm [static]apel. Luck of the draw. [The static rasps with his tense sigh.] It's going to be a long night.
[Look fantasies of violent destruction are occasionally good for you.]
I'm [static]apel. Luck of the draw. [The static rasps with his tense sigh.] It's going to be a long night.
I know far more ab[static] guns with inbuilt stabilising technolog[static] than bombs. But I'm sure we could at least [static] spectacular?
[ Gosh, Beckett would make such a good vault hunter. He's already good at thinking in Pandoran IT'S SO CUTE! ]
[static]ore than willing to stay awake with you until things improve. It isn't as though it'll be hard to avoid falling asleep.
[ Gosh, Beckett would make such a good vault hunter. He's already good at thinking in Pandoran IT'S SO CUTE! ]
[static]ore than willing to stay awake with you until things improve. It isn't as though it'll be hard to avoid falling asleep.
Tiny needle launchers hidden among the petals? You could na[static]thing about bees.
[See this is exactly the kind of quality conversation he's here for. Existential dread is a lot less dreadful when he can focus on keeping up with banter. It's an old and respected battle archaeologist trick, you know.]
Not if [static]rly start tomorrow. I should try to sleep myself. It's [static] you know. The irony.
[See this is exactly the kind of quality conversation he's here for. Existential dread is a lot less dreadful when he can focus on keeping up with banter. It's an old and respected battle archaeologist trick, you know.]
Not if [static]rly start tomorrow. I should try to sleep myself. It's [static] you know. The irony.
hey angel
i got my words back but thats not what im messaging about
you said you can make apps right
can you make one that shits up art with jpeg artifacts
it doesnt have to be a drawing program since the notepads got that covered
but maybe like
if you give it an image youve saved then it spits out a cruddy mess for you
i got my words back but thats not what im messaging about
you said you can make apps right
can you make one that shits up art with jpeg artifacts
it doesnt have to be a drawing program since the notepads got that covered
but maybe like
if you give it an image youve saved then it spits out a cruddy mess for you
Congrats on the words!! But unfortunately I think your request is a little beyond my capabilities
Jpeg artifacts are actually really difficult to replicate. At least, they are with the level of tech here. It's too advanced! To the point where I can't force any of the image processing stuff to compress anything badly enough. Sorry. OnO
Jpeg artifacts are actually really difficult to replicate. At least, they are with the level of tech here. It's too advanced! To the point where I can't force any of the image processing stuff to compress anything badly enough. Sorry. OnO
[ have an accompanying file transfer. the app, ftr, is just entitled BUT WHY. ]
omg
dont go breaking my heart like that again angel
i was about to think the world was gonna be denied my most improperly saved masterpieces
you should have asked me what to name it though because i already had the perfect name thought out
[He will treasure this always.]
dont go breaking my heart like that again angel
i was about to think the world was gonna be denied my most improperly saved masterpieces
you should have asked me what to name it though because i already had the perfect name thought out
[He will treasure this always.]
Consider those several whole seconds of being messed with as payment for my services. I have to get my entertainment from somewhere. :P
Do I even want to know what you'd have called it? Or why you want it in the first place??
Do I even want to know what you'd have called it? Or why you want it in the first place??
i was gonna name it sbahjifier
sbahj = sweet bro and hella jeff
sweet bro and hella jeff = my webcomic
my webcomic = an artifacted hellscape carefully crafted by poorly saved assets layered over each other with bonus comic sans and typos for maximum shit quality
sbahj = sweet bro and hella jeff
sweet bro and hella jeff = my webcomic
my webcomic = an artifacted hellscape carefully crafted by poorly saved assets layered over each other with bonus comic sans and typos for maximum shit quality
[ Dude. Webcomics are so old-school. ]
Oh! So the jpeg artifacts are a part of your whole artistic vision?? That sounds
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really unique! So you'll be working on more issues of it here? What is it about??
[ angel honey don't go down this road ]
Oh! So the jpeg artifacts are a part of your whole artistic vision?? That sounds
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really unique! So you'll be working on more issues of it here? What is it about??
[ angel honey don't go down this road ]
[Fuck you, they were a premier art form of his time.]
dont patronize me angel
you dont get irony
its okay most people dont
also i dunno if im gonna do the whole thing here
new issues or whatever
but i can tell you i was missing it when i drew that thing about how i ended up in the morgue
but the comic was about
sweet bro
and hella jeff
and whatever stupid idea came to mind at the time i guess
it didnt really have an overarching plot
like there was the nancho party arc that was supposed to go on for 10 parts but i changed my mind and ditched it halfway through
part of it was supposed to be this satire on old gaming webcomics where two dumbasses sit on their couch and spout one liners that are so poorly baked theyve never even seen an oven
but it split off from that pretty early into its own field of whatever
because lets be real two dudes sit on a couch and play video games was as hackneyed as it comes even before i started going in with the idea of making it as shitty as possible on purpose
dont patronize me angel
you dont get irony
its okay most people dont
also i dunno if im gonna do the whole thing here
new issues or whatever
but i can tell you i was missing it when i drew that thing about how i ended up in the morgue
but the comic was about
sweet bro
and hella jeff
and whatever stupid idea came to mind at the time i guess
it didnt really have an overarching plot
like there was the nancho party arc that was supposed to go on for 10 parts but i changed my mind and ditched it halfway through
part of it was supposed to be this satire on old gaming webcomics where two dumbasses sit on their couch and spout one liners that are so poorly baked theyve never even seen an oven
but it split off from that pretty early into its own field of whatever
because lets be real two dudes sit on a couch and play video games was as hackneyed as it comes even before i started going in with the idea of making it as shitty as possible on purpose
I'm not trying to be patronising!! I'm good at computers and code, not art
Or. Irony, I guess?? ://
So I sincerely mean it when I say it sounds unique.
And I think I know what you mean about the vintage old Earth gaming webcomics
The ones that survived to my time period were *offensively* bad. It's hard to imagine that you could make anything worse than them even deliberately.
(My dad commissioned a tapestry of loss.jpg and had it hung in one of the engineering labs back on Helios)
Or. Irony, I guess?? ://
So I sincerely mean it when I say it sounds unique.
And I think I know what you mean about the vintage old Earth gaming webcomics
The ones that survived to my time period were *offensively* bad. It's hard to imagine that you could make anything worse than them even deliberately.
(My dad commissioned a tapestry of loss.jpg and had it hung in one of the engineering labs back on Helios)
hahaha fuck
i love your dad
im so glad that even in the future that disaster still lives on
whats the year for you btw
for me the world ended on april 13 2009 so loss was like
barely a year old
god a fucking tapestry
i am never going to be over that
i love your dad
im so glad that even in the future that disaster still lives on
whats the year for you btw
for me the world ended on april 13 2009 so loss was like
barely a year old
god a fucking tapestry
i am never going to be over that
Oh geez
Much as I hate to make this awkward and spoil the simple joys of talking about dank memes,
[ anGEL ]
my dad was a genocidal dictator and kind of a d*ckhole. The tapestry was pretty nice, though.
Anyway!! The year depends on what dating system you use
But if we use Earth terms, I'm from the 29th century!
Much as I hate to make this awkward and spoil the simple joys of talking about dank memes,
[ anGEL ]
my dad was a genocidal dictator and kind of a d*ckhole. The tapestry was pretty nice, though.
Anyway!! The year depends on what dating system you use
But if we use Earth terms, I'm from the 29th century!
oh
well shit
consider any and all love for a dad i never had officially rescinded on all counts
[MOVING ON.]
that is super futurey compared to anything i could have hoped for
like
dang
do you have flying cars yet
everyone always thought the future was gonna have flying cars
well shit
consider any and all love for a dad i never had officially rescinded on all counts
[MOVING ON.]
that is super futurey compared to anything i could have hoped for
like
dang
do you have flying cars yet
everyone always thought the future was gonna have flying cars
Of course we have flying cars!! What kind of terrible lackluster future wouldn't have flying cars?
Ones that can be digistructed at the touch of a button, even
Though people tend to still prefer the kinds of vehicles that have wheels. They have that cute retro aesthetic! And you can't squish your enemies beneath your tyres without... actually having tyres. രvരc
Ones that can be digistructed at the touch of a button, even
Though people tend to still prefer the kinds of vehicles that have wheels. They have that cute retro aesthetic! And you can't squish your enemies beneath your tyres without... actually having tyres. രvരc
whats digistructing
the flying cars thing has been a long time coming though
people were expecting us to have them by the year 2000
but even in 2009 we were all still hopelessly earthbound
unless you like
traveled in plane or helicopter or whatever but those dont count
the flying cars thing has been a long time coming though
people were expecting us to have them by the year 2000
but even in 2009 we were all still hopelessly earthbound
unless you like
traveled in plane or helicopter or whatever but those dont count
Me, probably.
I mean - what? In line how? What has he done.
I mean - what? In line how? What has he done.
...Pushing it how? Is he being rude? We met back up again today and it - you know him, his judgement gets kinda. Off when he's emotional.
Ah. I can talk to him about it, if you want. But, erm, did you ask him not to help? Or tell him not to.
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