omg dont go breaking my heart like that again angel i was about to think the world was gonna be denied my most improperly saved masterpieces you should have asked me what to name it though because i already had the perfect name thought out
Consider those several whole seconds of being messed with as payment for my services. I have to get my entertainment from somewhere. :P Do I even want to know what you'd have called it? Or why you want it in the first place??
i was gonna name it sbahjifier sbahj = sweet bro and hella jeff sweet bro and hella jeff = my webcomic my webcomic = an artifacted hellscape carefully crafted by poorly saved assets layered over each other with bonus comic sans and typos for maximum shit quality
[Fuck you, they were a premier art form of his time.]
dont patronize me angel you dont get irony its okay most people dont also i dunno if im gonna do the whole thing here new issues or whatever but i can tell you i was missing it when i drew that thing about how i ended up in the morgue
but the comic was about sweet bro and hella jeff and whatever stupid idea came to mind at the time i guess it didnt really have an overarching plot like there was the nancho party arc that was supposed to go on for 10 parts but i changed my mind and ditched it halfway through part of it was supposed to be this satire on old gaming webcomics where two dumbasses sit on their couch and spout one liners that are so poorly baked theyve never even seen an oven but it split off from that pretty early into its own field of whatever because lets be real two dudes sit on a couch and play video games was as hackneyed as it comes even before i started going in with the idea of making it as shitty as possible on purpose
I'm not trying to be patronising!! I'm good at computers and code, not art Or. Irony, I guess?? :// So I sincerely mean it when I say it sounds unique. And I think I know what you mean about the vintage old Earth gaming webcomics The ones that survived to my time period were *offensively* bad. It's hard to imagine that you could make anything worse than them even deliberately. (My dad commissioned a tapestry of loss.jpg and had it hung in one of the engineering labs back on Helios)
hahaha fuck i love your dad im so glad that even in the future that disaster still lives on whats the year for you btw for me the world ended on april 13 2009 so loss was like barely a year old god a fucking tapestry i am never going to be over that
Oh geez Much as I hate to make this awkward and spoil the simple joys of talking about dank memes,
[ anGEL ]
my dad was a genocidal dictator and kind of a d*ckhole. The tapestry was pretty nice, though. Anyway!! The year depends on what dating system you use But if we use Earth terms, I'm from the 29th century!
oh well shit consider any and all love for a dad i never had officially rescinded on all counts
[MOVING ON.]
that is super futurey compared to anything i could have hoped for like dang do you have flying cars yet everyone always thought the future was gonna have flying cars
Of course we have flying cars!! What kind of terrible lackluster future wouldn't have flying cars? Ones that can be digistructed at the touch of a button, even Though people tend to still prefer the kinds of vehicles that have wheels. They have that cute retro aesthetic! And you can't squish your enemies beneath your tyres without... actually having tyres. രvരc
whats digistructing the flying cars thing has been a long time coming though people were expecting us to have them by the year 2000 but even in 2009 we were all still hopelessly earthbound unless you like traveled in plane or helicopter or whatever but those dont count
2/2
[ have an accompanying file transfer. the app, ftr, is just entitled BUT WHY. ]
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dont go breaking my heart like that again angel
i was about to think the world was gonna be denied my most improperly saved masterpieces
you should have asked me what to name it though because i already had the perfect name thought out
[He will treasure this always.]
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Do I even want to know what you'd have called it? Or why you want it in the first place??
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sbahj = sweet bro and hella jeff
sweet bro and hella jeff = my webcomic
my webcomic = an artifacted hellscape carefully crafted by poorly saved assets layered over each other with bonus comic sans and typos for maximum shit quality
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Oh! So the jpeg artifacts are a part of your whole artistic vision?? That sounds
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really unique! So you'll be working on more issues of it here? What is it about??
[ angel honey don't go down this road ]
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dont patronize me angel
you dont get irony
its okay most people dont
also i dunno if im gonna do the whole thing here
new issues or whatever
but i can tell you i was missing it when i drew that thing about how i ended up in the morgue
but the comic was about
sweet bro
and hella jeff
and whatever stupid idea came to mind at the time i guess
it didnt really have an overarching plot
like there was the nancho party arc that was supposed to go on for 10 parts but i changed my mind and ditched it halfway through
part of it was supposed to be this satire on old gaming webcomics where two dumbasses sit on their couch and spout one liners that are so poorly baked theyve never even seen an oven
but it split off from that pretty early into its own field of whatever
because lets be real two dudes sit on a couch and play video games was as hackneyed as it comes even before i started going in with the idea of making it as shitty as possible on purpose
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Or. Irony, I guess?? ://
So I sincerely mean it when I say it sounds unique.
And I think I know what you mean about the vintage old Earth gaming webcomics
The ones that survived to my time period were *offensively* bad. It's hard to imagine that you could make anything worse than them even deliberately.
(My dad commissioned a tapestry of loss.jpg and had it hung in one of the engineering labs back on Helios)
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i love your dad
im so glad that even in the future that disaster still lives on
whats the year for you btw
for me the world ended on april 13 2009 so loss was like
barely a year old
god a fucking tapestry
i am never going to be over that
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Much as I hate to make this awkward and spoil the simple joys of talking about dank memes,
[ anGEL ]
my dad was a genocidal dictator and kind of a d*ckhole. The tapestry was pretty nice, though.
Anyway!! The year depends on what dating system you use
But if we use Earth terms, I'm from the 29th century!
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well shit
consider any and all love for a dad i never had officially rescinded on all counts
[MOVING ON.]
that is super futurey compared to anything i could have hoped for
like
dang
do you have flying cars yet
everyone always thought the future was gonna have flying cars
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Ones that can be digistructed at the touch of a button, even
Though people tend to still prefer the kinds of vehicles that have wheels. They have that cute retro aesthetic! And you can't squish your enemies beneath your tyres without... actually having tyres. രvരc
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the flying cars thing has been a long time coming though
people were expecting us to have them by the year 2000
but even in 2009 we were all still hopelessly earthbound
unless you like
traveled in plane or helicopter or whatever but those dont count