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[phaseshifter]

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@lockhart; text; day 125 (DOES THIS LATE WHATEVER)

[powersouls]

Angel? Do you know why I would be getting a "user not found" error when I message someone? I know I have the username right.

[phaseshifter]

That depends!
Are you trying to message Winter? Because her username returns that response. Because the account doesn't technically exist on our network! >w>

[powersouls]

No, not Winter. @j

That's pretty hard to mess up, right?

[phaseshifter]

Oh! The rude guy??
He messaged me not long ago asking how to change his username or block someone, and I suggested he ask the administrator. I guess she agreed to it! Maybe?
There's no message like that when you try to contact a dead account, so it seems pretty likely that he got a switch. :Oa

not here

[advanced]

tattletale >:

also not here

[phaseshifter]

FUCK YOU DICKLORD SHE'S CONCERNED

[powersouls]

Oh!

[Wow Bucky!]

Okay. That makes sense. I didn't know we could change our usernames.

[phaseshifter]

Me neither. I mean... Rhys is still dickcheese. She must have had a good reason for letting him change! He did seem pretty insistent on having it done.

 

Wait are you the person he was trying to block because that's so rude even by his standards >:O

[powersouls]

I don't know. I don't think so, but I might have been part of it.

He's... A little rude. But I think he has a good reason.

[Tifa stop.]

[phaseshifter]

A *little* rude? :IIIII He's more secretive and ornery than a skag protecting its tastiest garbage pile!!
You're right, though, something has to have *made* him that way. Poor guy. Poor *incredibly rude* guy. :P

[powersouls]

[ANGEL.]

Hmm. Next time I'll ask him if I'm just getting too close to his garbage pile. Maybe that's the problem.

[It's absolutely not, but she can pretend!]

[phaseshifter]

Implying he'll answer your questions at all! That would threaten the security of his tasty trash, silly. He might start growling at you if you even bring it up! >:P

[ itt nerd girls shit-talk bucky barnes I'm ]

[powersouls]

It's okay, he was growling at me anyway. It won't make much of a difference.

Where do you think he keeps it?

[They are the WORST.]

[phaseshifter]

Well, it has to be close by. I can't imagine he'd leave it anywhere that anyone could stumble across it.
Maybe he pads his clothing with it?? :|a

[powersouls]

No, no, he doesn't smell bad. Maybe it's just in his bag?

[phaseshifter]

But that's the first place someone would look!!
Maybe he goes full skag and carries it around in his stomach, then just kinda. Barfs it back up whenever?

[powersouls]

Ew! That's so gross! Why would he barf it back up?

[phaseshifter]

So he could re-eat it. Duh.

 

(Skags are pretty gross)

[powersouls]

Why would he need to eat it more than once? What *are* skags?

[phaseshifter]

They're like puppies! But they have leathery hides instead of fur. And too many teeth. And they're pretty much exclusively feral and murderous. And their mouths are also their butts.

[powersouls]

Ew. That's so gross. And kind of mean.

Maybe he's more like a wolf. Or a bear?

[phaseshifter]

Skags are kind of cute in a gross way!! I always sort of wanted to pet one.
I can see him as a bear, though. Making that dumb GRWOOOAAWWRR noise to try and make people go away but nobody's scared because he's what teddy bears are modelled after?? >w>c

[powersouls]

A bear is good. He doesn't seem very... cuddly to me, though.

[phaseshifter]

Challenge. Accepted.

 

(I'm kidding if anyone hugged him I think he might die)

[powersouls]

[OR THEY MIGHT DIE HA... HA...]

Die of embarrassment or do you think he'd just overload?

[Tifa totally thinks he needs a hug, though.]