Dude, I didn't even regret it after. Poptarts are freaking delicious.
But, uh. If it doesn't work, just tell her a lie! Like... Iunno. Say I asked the administrator for my fingers back after the thing underground, and now I keep them in a little velvet-lined case in my backpack? Or that I'm married to a robot.
[ You know when you ask something really stupid, but you realise how stupid it is in the middle of asking it and you get *literally* stunned a little by how fucking dumb you feel
Uh. What. That's -- have you asked the administrator for an explanation? Because that's. Pretty weird dream material. I just dream about showing up for snowschool in my underwear.
And you don't think even a lie could be illuminating in its own way? I'd kinda just be interested in knowing whether or not she'd acknowledge the issue at all.
The dream was illuminating. That's enough, I think. I'm trying not to worry so much about what's real and what isn't. What's real is weird enough to begin with.
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I can make that work, I think.
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But, uh. If it doesn't work, just tell her a lie! Like... Iunno. Say I asked the administrator for my fingers back after the thing underground, and now I keep them in a little velvet-lined case in my backpack? Or that I'm married to a robot.
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Anyway, I've got plenty of my own stocked up. The deal's pretty much done.
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Can I ask what the deal was? If we're doing secrets.
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Butcher knife, can opener, rope leash, medical supply bag and secrets in exchange for all her condoms.
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[ You know when you ask something really stupid, but you realise how stupid it is in the middle of asking it and you get *literally* stunned a little by how fucking dumb you feel
yeah
yeah
Also welcome to blushtown, population Angel ]
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[ Evidently Steph does have a little shame, because while she is grinning hugely she is also blushing a little. ]
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[ SHE IS YELLING SHE SHOULD STOP YELLING
Whispering seems more appropriate. GOOD LORD. ]
Duuuuuuude. When - what - I - dude, how did I miss this.
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Speaking of out of the loop, I guess you didn't hear about my dream, either?
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