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[ So. It's been radio silence ever since Squalo had left with the Glowy Angel a few days ago. Surely everything was fine, obviously, but maybe it was also getting worrying at this point? A little bit? ]

[ Well, no worries, here comes a text! ...Squalo usually favors voice, doesn't he. But that probably means nothing. ]

Hey
You alive?

[ Holy shit have you ever been so relieved that your legs buckle a little

BECAUSE ANGEL HAS NOW, ]

I'M the one who should be asking that!! Of course I'm fine, I'm not the one who's been hanging out with freaking
Iunno
Touchy McEridiumhands??
Are you okay? Where are you? Is she still there??

[ fuSS FUSS FUSS, ]

Oh good
I'm fine

[ hhhhahahahhaHAHAHA ]

[ Xanxus, on the other hand, got a voice message and he sounds about the same way as he feels right now ]

She let me go I'm just not sure where I am
Radiation zone I think
She's probably still around but I'm not bleeding so that's something

Are you near the bunker there's something I wanna test

She just... let you go?? Huh
I mean I'm definitely not complaining! That's just a little unexpected after all the trouble she went to grabbing you :O
I'm glad you're free, though!! ♥ But be careful, ok? In case she changes her mind!

And um yes I'm right outside
Getting fresh air and reading messages, you know the drill! What do you need me to do?

She didn't want to kill me I guess
Things weren't really

Anyway

Super careful yeah.
Remember when the weird angel dude entered his name somewhere and like
Got an access granted message?
Can you find that

I wanna see if it's not connected to the coffin basement
Since I'm already here

[ and possibly dying but who's keeping count ]

Well, duh! I can't really see any version of me wanting to kill you?
Well
Most of the time
I mean sometimes when you're being REALLY annoying, maybe? ;PPP

And sure I can do that
I'll get on it as soon as I go back inside!! Which means I won't get any panicked messages telling me that it opened a room with a billion effing anomalies inside it if that happens I guess but them's the breaks :T
(If there IS anything like that inside then please run like heck)

Thanks Angie, very reassuring ;)

[ god why do those shards hurt so fucking much though. he's taking a little break to hiss and growl and shift into a more comfortable position here. ]

That's fine, you'll get it next time you're outside :p

Try entering my name
Let me know what happens

I know, I'm comforting as HECK :P
Really though I've been very worried
I kept thinking about things I'D do if I didn't want someone to be able to get away from me, and none of them were good?? Like if I were her (which is half right? I guess??) the best way to keep someone prisoner would be to have them slagged constantly and also I'd probably touch the bottom of their feet or their knees so they wouldn't be able to walk, let alone run away! And I kept thinking about that and I didn't think she'd do it because *I* wouldn't do it but I couldn't be sure she wouldn't and hurGhgHGH!!!!
So just to reiterate I'm VERY glad she didn't do that
Presumably
Did she touch you anywhere else, though??
wow that sounds wrong
I'm just asking because I can fix it! Siren thing!!

[ A REAL SIREN THING

AT LAST ]

And okay, I'll try yours first, leave it a minute, then try mine?
Since I won't be able to get messages in between obviously
And I think I'd be pushing it on mould inhalation if I went back out afterwards, so I guess I'll have to hear about the results tomorrow :TTT
(Which is why I'm not doing it just yet okay! I've missed you! In a reasonable non-mushy or kidnappy way >:P)

Aww I'm so proud of you
But no I still have both my legs
(And feet)

[ and a suspicious lack of listing any other possibly affected body parts ]

Fix it how? We don't have powers here, remember

That sounds good
It might take me a day or so to get there I need to reorient myself

Oh god is this it. You wanted to kidnap me in return and she acted on your latent desires
I fucking knew it

[ oh look he's capable of banter CERTAINLY THINGS ARE WELL ENOUGH ]

...and the rest of you??
Don't think I don't notice when people talk their way around things without lying, dude, I'm a MASTER at it. I could teach classes.
Like if I had a hole in my torso I'd be all "haha still have all my fingers and toes! :)))" so don't even TRY that with me >:TTTTT

And fyi I can still absorb eridium!
A few months before you got here, House managed to get the admin to prescribe some for me. To see if it'd boost my powers enough for them to start working again??
It didn't
Obviously
But I DID absorb the stuff just fine! No horrible death involved! So I guess only my USEFUL powers got shut off? Siiigh
Though I shouldn't complain if I can be useful NOW, I guess!!

And oh ok I thought you were wanting em to do it like. Now.
Just let me know when!!
Also you can't prove ANYTHING about any return kidnapping urges I might have
On an unrelated note I'm gonna need my rope back for COMPLETELY innocent reasons >:PPPPPP

I have fingers and toes!
and all of my body!

[ he's not lying!! what a rude call out ]

some of it is purple

[ ANYWAY, ]

Alright we should probably coordinate
Let's say do it between 15 and 16pm tomorrow. That should give me enough time
And if it turns out it only works for a short time we'll try again

Uh huh
If you wanna tie me up just say so

Oh my god SQUALO!!! How bad is it? Are you sure you don't wanna get back here asap to get it dealt with? Is Xanxus nearby at least??
I mean even he'd help you if you needed support I assume
Right?

[ R...IGHT................ ]

But um that sounds doable
And I could get Rhys to stay outside or something so that if anything bad happens and you need me to cancel it somehow, you can message him? Like as a safety net!

wait are you into that :O

I've been better

[ that's enough about that, right ]

I think he's coming to get me I'd rather he didn't but I guess no place is safe now

And that sounds good

it's classified

>:C!!!!
That is my very scary "stop being avoidant" face, please make sure that you're appropriately terrified of the consequences of dodging my questions before continuing
How extensive is the damage? Do you need me to head your way once the experiment is done and I've fixed up the Rhyses?? Though I guess that'd make the anomaly risk greater, huh. Ergh.
For the record the bunker is still safe, though! Ish. As long as no one lets the anomalies in. So you should both get back here asap regardless!!
(Honestly I kinda think EVERYONE should head to the bunker, stockpile food and stick here for the foreseeable future? But you know what it's like trying to organise anything here >:T)

Also wow, SOMEONE is... cagey.
(which sort of works as a pun here, right?? I know ropes and cages are totally different methods of restraint but I feel like it's still close enough to be funny)

(please stop judging me I can feel it from here)

And what do you think you can do? Just stay where you are. Presumably safe there, right?

[ HAHA someone didn't get the memo "Angel gets high off the crystals and they disappear" memo! Forgive him, he was too busy bleeding and being dragged around by an alien shaped toxic mold impersonation. ]

you deserve every bit of judging you're getting for this

did robot boy find what to use the chip for yet?

Hey, don't take that tone with me!! I can fix it!
SIREN THING.
Well. I can absorb the crystals, anyway?? Which won't fix any wounds they've created but it *will* at least allow them to heal! And it's much easier than cutting them out, with fewer potential complications. And it's more thorough! No nasty little particles left over to accidentally get left inside you and heck you up.
So THAT'S what I think I can do, jackhole!! ;P

You love the puns deep down! I KNOW you do :C
And uh no
I think he was asking around, though? You might wanna talk to him about it
(I'M not going to)
(I'm kind of mad at him at the moment blah blah drama)

Wait are you talking like actually fix

Doesn't it hurt you?

[ hOW THOUGHTFUL, boyfriend of the year 10/10 ]

Okay I guess that was pretty

punny

So how are you going to make him stand guard outside if you're not talking to him?

[ Awwww is he fussing ]

[ wait no SHE REFUSES TO BE FUSSED AT GRRRR ]

No! Not unless I have an entire planet's worth of it running through me and my supply gets abruptly cut off, anyway. Smaller amounts are fine. Geez.
I'm more concerned about *you* and how extensive the damage is! Like are you going to bleed to death if it all comes out at once? I have some bandages I cut up from an old t-shirt, will they be enough??

As for Rhys uh I didn't think about that
But let's be real I'll be talking to him again by tomorrow! I'm not great at staying mad at people
I mean, I was only annoyed at you kidnapping me and whapping Rhys for, what? Half an hour?? :P ♥

Alright. I'll head right there.

After we're finished with this experiment.

[ GUESS THAT'S A "NO" TO THAT QUESTION? or maybe he's just prioritizing shit over his potential bleeding to death, who knows. ]

I'll trust you not to fuck it up then.

...thanks.

Edited 2018-11-25 21:10 (UTC)

Okay. And I'll just kinda hang out here and worry and try not to fuss too much. I'll totally fail at the last part but now at least you know I'll be *trying.*
In the meantime just. Don't scratch at it or, Iunno? Lick it?? Because that would be really unsanitary. And try not to get kidnapped again, either? I really don't think you were cut out for the damsel life, dude :P

...Wait why are you thanking me
I haven't done anything worth being thanked for, you goof!! Especially since we're

[ ????????????? ]

friends! Geez!

Don't. I'll get there.

[ unless something kidnaps and/or kills him again, but, you know. ]

Hey, don't fucking rub it in. My kidnap count is still lower than yours.

So what happens if I lick it does it infect my tongue too or

[ wow ]

Yeah well I'm not used to people going with my plans unless I'm paying them so

You can say it's in advance for when you get that fucking glitterglass out of me then

You better!!

[ She's going to fret constantly and everyone knows it. RIP. ]

Look that's not fair
Do multiple kidnappings even count if they're sorta by the same person? Or if they're mass kidnappings? Because I really don't think the Jacknappings should count separately. And Robert Miller just has a kidnapping fetish which means it doesn't count either because Iunno about you but I didn't consent to being part of his kink??

And, uh, no. In its solid form, eridium won't spread. Or hurt you by touching it. But I was coughing up plenty of the liquid stuff when I was dying and ftr it tastes SUPER gross! So don't do it.
(Why do I get the feeling you just did it)

[ Let her just. Stare suspiciously at her tablet for a second.

Okay there we go. ]

And shush, I'll always go with your plans as long as they aren't TOTALLY dumb.
Well
Maybe some of the dumb ones if they sound fun?? Uh, anyway. You don't have to thank me for eridium removal either!!
It's sweet that you would, though
(Yes, sweet, deal with it)

Everything totally counts. Unless I'm still winning, then it doesn't have to I guess? I'm not supposed to be kidnappable. Or like. Inprisonable. This fucking sucks.

[ oh ew. he makes a disgusted noise but apparently the translator can't decide how to transcribe that. ]

Too late.

[ Maybe he didn't. Doesn't mean he's not going to play. ]

Good to know,
wait HEY are you saying my plans are usually dumb? Because they're not. They're fucking awesome plans.

[ LIKE GOING OFF WITH AN ANOMALY,, ]

It doesn't matter whether you're supposed to be kidnappable or not! The fact is that you *are.* Dude, I'm sorry, but you're an official member of the damsel in distress collective now.
It's not as bad as it sounds! We have a secret handshake and everything. Welcome to the club! ;P

And wow you did NOT just try to say your plans are great after you just LICKED ERIDIUM?? FOR REAL??
Meaning yes I'm saying your plans are usually dumb in my experience
I mean? The kidnapping plan, for example? Dumb!! Super dumb!!
Even if it DID work out okay despite that
Sort of
For a while. Before the whole anomaly thing. :///

[ Look even if it was the worst plan in the history of ever it DID get them laid, so,,,,, ]

Fuck

HEY IT WORKED BEAUTIFULLY YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[ getting laid makes it the best plan in history okay ]

@superbia, voice-to-text, day 421

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