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[phaseshifter]

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[sharktrash]

I care about my family, that's different

e w

[ not really better but at least it's funnier so he'll let it pass ]

yeah see the problem with that

i'm never discreet ;)

[phaseshifter]

Still cute, dude! You're gonna have to deal with it
B :)
B:)
B)

(that's sunglasses falling down over my eyes in case that wasn't clear)

[ Her life for a proper DEAL WITH IT gif :'C ]

And wow I for one am shocked
*SHOCKED*
that you of all people would find it hard to be quiet and discreet???
I'm about to straight up faint here I am so effing stunned >:P

[sharktrash]

you're like some kind of an emotes wizard

[ he probably wouldn't have understood that without the explanation sorry ]

it's not that hard it's just stupid and i don't like it >:P

anyway take care, don't stay in the bunker too long

[phaseshifter]

You know it (∩^ ͜^)⊃━☆ﾟ. *

And take care yourself, okay!! Careful when you get to the ice spires and watch out for anomalies in the tunnels
Fuss fuss fuss
Ok I'm done ♥

[sharktrash]

STOP FUSSING
do they actually fall from sound I don't think I've ever seen that happen
I'm not that loud right

[ yes you are Squalo and you should NOT BE ALLOWED TO TALK THERE ]

[phaseshifter]

Yes they do and you are TOTALLY that loud :| We have to fold up Dumpy whenever we go through there, for reference!
I'd say only whisper while you're there, if anything
You may wanna tape your mouth shut or something if you feel like it'd be difficult for you ;P

[sharktrash]

Fucking ouch
Fine I get it I'll be quiet
Ish

[phaseshifter]

You mean you'll be *freaking silent* >:O
Don't make me wag my finger at you
I'll do it
I'm a woman on the edge!!

[sharktrash]

You wouldn't

[phaseshifter]

My finger is primed and ready, don't test me!! >:O9

[sharktrash]

fine i am taping my mouth shut as soon as i enter the tunnels are you happy now

[phaseshifter]

Very!! ♥ ÒuÓ
Have a safe trip
(And be very careful pulling it off afterwards, you don't wanna damage your skin) >:P

[sharktrash]

Come on like that's gonna mean anything in this weather
There's no hope for smooth skin in this place

[phaseshifter]

Get lucky like me and find some chapstick or moisturiser, scrub!!
(please don't kill me for it, I know you're tempted)

[sharktrash]

Just a little bit
Or I can just steall it off of you

[ r lips ;) ]

[phaseshifter]

Bandit! You wouldn't dare!! >:O
I'll defend my skincare with my life
(and my mighty muscles, of course)

[sharktrash]

i prefer the term "hired gun"
the buffer they are the harder they fall!

[phaseshifter]

Your preferences would be a lot more valid if someone was HIRING you to steal my chapstick, you butt!!
And don't worry ok my fall will be cushioned by my rock hard abs
I'm pretty sure that's how it works

shitpost: the cr

[sharktrash]

What if I'm hiring me to steal your chapstick
Would you rather I just lick it off of you

That's definitely not how it works
Sounds more like you're gonna break some bones on your own rock hard abs

IT'S THE BEST

[phaseshifter]

oh my goD

 

That seems very inefficient! It's not going to do much good protecting you from frostbite when it's on your tongue, duh B))))
And no don't worry: my bones ALSO have muscles
My workout routine is just that intensive
They are so beefed that they're unbreakable!!

:''')

[sharktrash]

[ gdit Angel stop cockblocking him he's just gonna Give Up now ]

Then how about
I aggressively rub my unmoisturized face against yours and we'll see what sticks

tHAT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY EITHER
those are some jacked up bones you got there
guess we don't need to worry

[phaseshifter]

[ wow this is well-timed then gj ]

GASP!! You mean you're going to engage in the most forbidden of Pandoran mating rituals??
Consider me EFFING SEDUCED

[ Or utterly losing her shit. Either works. ]

And you don't know my bones or my life!!!
They all have tiny little six packs
Sucks for you that you can't be this shredded, but don't hate me because you ain't me :T ♥

[sharktrash]

[ fff y u do this ]

SURE AM
knew I would crack the code sooner or later

[ nnnope can't keep a straight face on this end either ]

careful, someone might decide to take some out to get a look [ not him though ]
HEY DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CAN'T BE

[phaseshifter]

Well done!!
Though speaking of codes I hope you know it's not over yet
It's ALSO Pandoran tradition to wear a chastity belt that can only be unlocked by successful completion of a game of sudoku so I hope you're good at math :TTTTTTT

[ She probably looks like a complete fucking lunatic to anyone nearby with all the snickering going on. Worth it, though. SO WORTH IT. ]

Wow, let them try!!
And look I'm sorry but some people simply aren't made to be as unbelievably ripped as I am :C

[ CACKLING INTENSIFIES ]

[sharktrash]

[ ...at least he probably knows what "sudoku" is? PROBABLY? ]

Well shit. Good thing I learn fast.
Bet it can also be unlocked by breaking it, though.

[ either that or as a 14 year old texting her crush? gross. ]

Am I "some people" now I'm fucking hurt
I shall achieve the rippedness